If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
Regina Hall for Rolling Out Magazine.
she’ll be 43 in december. 43. forty three. four three. three years past forty. prime example of melanin stopping the whole “aging” thing.
I always knew how talented and beautiful she was. Beenafan 💕
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
the family business
this family probably needs some therapy sessions
why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good