Kiss My Sasss

(; Cassie . 17 . Florida. Haitian. Happy. Food. Follow

*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

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felixdawkins:

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

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intensional:

this child is just like me when i get tickled 

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twisted-transistorr:

paindemands-tob3-felt:

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

(Source: iraffiruse, via this--too--shall--pass)

things straight ppl say in movies

girl:what are you doing?
boy:something i should have done a long time ago

Noor Shirazie  (via thatkindofwoman)

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You are made
out of comets
and stars.

Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust.

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

image

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every romantic teen movie

maurypovichofficial:

*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

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australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

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